The Things That Grow Inside

By John Boosinger

I bury things.  People other than myself would think the things I bury are,

for the most part, boring; if they ever found any of it, which they won’t.

Those things that I take the time to bury are chosen carefully,

and they’re mine.  Everything I have ever chosen has had its reasons for

being buried, and I guess you’ll just have to believe me on this one

because I’m not ever going to tell about some things.  My only

requirement for selection is that it be able to fit into a wide-mouth

canning jar.  I get them ten for a dollar at the thrift store in town

now, but I used to steal them.  When I have a few things together that

need burying I get in my truck with my shovel and my jars and whatever

it is that's going to be in the jars, and I drive someplace nice, which

is most anyplace around where I live, and I go to work digging.  The

fall is the best time for it, just after the first rain.  You peel back

the top layer of moist, rotting leaves and the aroma from down below

comes floating up on a bed of steam.  It’s the smell of microbial

excrement and there is nothing else like it.  If you’ve ever eaten an

honest to God truffle you’ve come close, but it has to be fresh and you

have to eat it whole.  These first three inches are home to a rich

display of life.  I watch the bugs reveling in the sweet earth that is

all around them, struggling to escape the light when I peel back their

leafy canopy.  It’s important to save these layers because they need to

be replaced when you’ve finished.    If the earth is good you can go six

inches farther down, just with your fingers.  I always do because it’s

the most honest way to dig.  It’s how you get to know the earth that we

all take for granted.  When you find the hard stuff you set the shovel

tip at a nice steep angle and hop onto its back.  It slides in real nice

and then, pop, you’ve got a perfect wedge balanced on your shovel, like

a piece of dirt pie.  I know it sounds strange, talking about digging

and burying things like this, but I’m not crazy; I’m no fruitcake like

the folks living down in the senior center.  It’s just something I do.

God gave me a special gift with a shovel, and I use it.

 My name is Hayden Potter.  I’m twenty years old and I live just outside

of Laytonville, California.  Main Street is Highway 101, which is why we

still exist.  We’re a small town and if they ever build a bypass we’re

done for.  There’s about two dozen stores lining Main Street, the

largest being Dylan’s Grocery.  That’s where I work.  To the east and

west the pine covered hills rise up steeply with a few houses here and

there on both sides.  Over the hill to the West it’s all clear cuts and

logging roads.  No good for digging of any kind.  Five minutes East the

pot fields start, if you know where to look.  I know where to look

because I find a lot of places when I’m out doing my work.  I’ve seen

some things you just wouldn’t believe, good and bad both.

                Today is a perfect day for digging.  It’s the middle of November, the

air is crisp, and the clouds are thick in the sky.  Sunny days are all

wrong for digging, they don’t convey the right message at all.  Overcast

days make me feel alive.  The cloud cover is going to hold all day, I

think; I have a good feel for the weather.   The fog starts rolling into

our valley well before the sun comes up.  I work the graveyard shift

down at Dylan’s, stocking shelves.  When its time for my four o’clock

break I step outside and I can feel the wet air pushing around me.  It

folds around the loading dock, across the parking lot, and right on down

main street.  The prettiest thing I see at night around here is the fog

rolling down the road, all lit up and glowing from the orange street

lights.

                Another thing I like about night work is you don’t have to wake up

early.  I go to bed at four in the afternoon and wake up in time to

start work at eleven.   I unload the freight into the aisles and start

slicing away.  We use these giant razors to slice the top off every box,

then we unload until our hands ache.  But in the morning, the aisles are

empty and the shelves are full and that’s a good feeling.

 It’s about 9 am, which means I’ve been off work for an hour.  I bought

a dozen donuts and a coffee from Chuck’s Donuts, and a pack of baseball

cards.  If I get Tony Gwynn I’m going to bury it too, because Tony Gwynn

is the greatest player that ever lived.  After that I had to go home for

my shovel and my jars and a few other things, then I had to go pick up

Joe.  I’ve never taken anyone with me before, but I’ll make an exception

for Joe.  We used to play on the Laytonville High baseball team

together, our Junior year, the year that we made it to the state

championship game.  He’s up front with me.  The seat has a nice bounce

to it at the speed I’m going, the kind of up and down rhythm you get

even when the road looks fast and smooth stretching out ahead of you.

I’m trying to make good time because I have a lot of hiking and a good

deal of digging to do, and it gets dark early in November.

                Once you get out of town, which doesn’t take long, 101 goes nice and

easy for about ten miles, passes the occasional house, then opens up

into four lanes.  If you keep heading South you’ll end up in Willits.  I

usually don’t.  Willits people can be real stuck-up bastards.  If you

turn East instead, onto highway 36, you’ll follow the Eel river as long

as you like. It’s a beautiful river.

When I was six I almost drowned in the Eel river.  My foot got caught

between two rocks where the water moved fast and I was just hanging

there, laid out flat underwater, rolling with the current.  Everybody

says I struggled for a while and that my dad pulled me out and saved my

life, but I don’t remember any of that.  What I do remember is looking

down into the water at the tiny fish working so hard to fight against

the current, and feeling sorry for them because I was so relaxed and the

water was so smooth and the sun was warm on my back.  For the next three

weeks everyone spent so much energy being grateful I was alive I

couldn’t escape being noticed.  I hated being noticed.  When you’re six

you can’t get anything done when you’re being noticed.  The thankfulness

ceased to bring them pleasure soon enough, though, and I was able to do

what I liked again.  In a final fit of parental concern my mom bought me

a shovel and a book about buried treasure, to keep me away from water, I

guess.  I spent the next several months digging up the hillside behind

our house, but I only ever found a spoon.  A week later I decided to

bury my own treasure so that I could go back and find something

interesting for a change.  I rolled my dad over onto our front room

carpet and  found some quarters and a five dollar bill in his pocket.  I

also found some lace doilies in the kitchen, and my mom’s best earrings

and some other things, I don’t remember what, and buried it all in a big

hole,  on the other side of the hill behind our house.  This was before

I started using jars.  I was going to wait a year to dig it up, but I

didn’t last more than twelve weeks, which is longer than most

six-year-olds would have waited.   I remember being so disappointed with

what I found.  It was one big, filthy, disorderly mess.  I couldn’t even

find the five dollar bill or most of the quarters and only one of the

earrings.  After that I started stealing my mother’s canning jars, and

only burying things that no one else would miss, like the mouse that

died in our flour bin.  At first I would wait a few weeks then dig up

the jars again to monitor the progress.  I learned something then;  that

the pleasure in life is in the tightening of the lid on the jar, and in

the finished hole, and in hiding the loose dirt under oak leaves and

dead branches when you’re finished.  It is very important to me now that

my jars stay buried.    I also learned that day that I have an

unusually  good memory.  In my mind, a map of our backyard took shape,

and the knowledge of where every one of my treasures lay became visually

sandwiched onto that map.  That became the greatest pleasure of all.

The map is more complete now, and more richly detailed.  It is all of

Laytonville, and the hills rising up around it,  and it is the logging

roads and abandoned driveways climbing up and away from the Eel river,

101, the back alleys and dark places no one else knows about.  And

everywhere throughout my map tiny points of light float in place, more

than six hundred of them glowing just below the translucent surface,

each a place marker for a single buried jar.  This is the other blessing

God has given me.

I have only once forgotten where I buried a jar.  That’s because when I

buried it I intended to come back for it.  It’s eight hundred dollars in

a small mouth mason, vacuum sealed.  I came by it in a bad way.   It was

our Junior year in high school, Joe’s and mine.  We were good friends.

Most people would agree we were the best two players on the team.   He

was hitting near .500 and was second in the state for home runs.  The

only two people in town more idolized than Joe were Coach Jackson, who

was a hell of a good coach, and myself.  I was the star pitcher.  Didn't

lose a game all year, except the last one.  Lord knows I could have won

it, but the coach of the other team offered me cash to lose the game,

and  I took it.  I think a lot of people would have have done the same.

Maybe not.  What I can’t stand to think about is how all the anger and

pressure for the loss came down on coach Jackson.  I know he was

stressed because that night he invited me over to his house and raped

me, face down, right there on his mahogany desk.  I won’t lie, we’d had

sex before.  A lot.  But before then it had always been me and Joe both,

and always real nice because we were his star players.  At school in the

loft above the gym usually, or in his office.  When we were freshman he

had caught us doing some things we shouldn't have been doing, and he was

real nice about not telling the cops.  He took us under his wing right

away.    I won’t tell you it didn’t hurt the first time, both Joe and

me.  We haven’t ever talked about it, but we had an understanding.

Anyway, that’s one of the things I feel bad about, what it did to

coach.  He couldn’t have been in his right mind for the things he did

that night.  Some times I think he might have done some really bad stuff

to me if he had known that I threw the game, so I have that to be

thankful for.  Nobody but that loser of a coach from the other team

knows what I did.

So I had a good chunk of money, but I didn’t know what to do with it.

Losing the game wasn't the most honorable thing I’ve ever done, and I

got tired of looking at it pretty quick.  If you ever need eight hundred

bucks, it’s buried in a jar near Camp Winnarainbow, North of Laytonville

a few miles, next to a redwood tree.  Don’t ask me which one, there’s a

damn lot of redwood trees up there.  Anyway, if I knew, it wouldn't be

there anymore.

 9:30 am.  The drive is fantastic when you leave 101 and start up the

Eel river valley.  I’m a good driver and I can really let it loose

around those corners.  Here, before you cross the first bridge, the road

becomes a smallish cliff on your right, ending sixty feet down on the

rocky beaches of the river.  Its one of those rivers that seems to be as

much boulder as water.  In a lot of places there are tunnels kept clean

by the currents that pass all the way under the largest of the rocks.

It’s a challenge to your will to live just to get all the way through

them.  This is where I come on the weekend to watch the high school kids

get drunk and stoned and have sex on the pebbled beaches.  One night I

watched two of them burn the hair off their legs when they rolled over

and their sleeping bag caught in the bonfire.  They couldn’t get out

because they were both stuffed into one bag.

 Other times I just come out here to watch the hand of God touch all

things with His grace.  On sunny days I’ve seen hawks catching rabbits

and ground squirrels, and even snakes.  I saw a bald eagle reach into

the river and pull out a trout, as if the fish were just waiting there

to get caught.  That must be a beautiful feeling, to be that trout.

Spends his whole life fighting the never ending flow of water, then in a

single moment he is free, feeling the air slide effortlessly over his

scales, seeing a horizon of earth and sky from above the clouds, held in

the secure embrace of those smooth black talons.

I look over to Joe. His eyes are closed and the wind is whipping the

hair around his face.  Often I leave the windows down in my truck even

on the coldest days, to remind me that I’m alive.  I long for the

peacefulness that I see in his face, but I’ve got to watch the road.

It’s only a few more miles to the turnoff that I would like to take and

its not an easy one to find, which is the way I like it, especially this

time.

My senior year was the worst year of my life.  Joe and I stopped

talking over the summer before school.  Then he got himself a

girlfriend, which is not something I would do.  Jessica was her name.

He started hanging out with Jessica’s friends, who were all self-serving

jerks.  They mostly just sat around the old mill behind the school,

smoking and drinking and talking about going to Davis together to party

for another four years.  I avoided talking to them when I could.

Neither myself nor Joe played baseball that year, and you can bet that

Joe wasn’t playing because Jessica told him not to.  I wasn’t playing

because if I had to play against that same coach again I wouldn’t be

able to look him in the eyes.  He’s not their coach anymore, but I’m two

years out of  high school and I haven’t thrown a baseball in that time

anyway.  I still love the sport, I just don’t have any compelling

reasons to drive to Willits twice a week for an adult league.

Then there was graduation day,  the day our elders bestow on us their

blessings and set us free into the world  .  Even back then I thought it

was a load of crock.  By the time graduation day came around I had

already decided that I wasn’t going to stand up there with everyone to

have my life validated by adults I had no respect for.  But interest in

the mechanisms of my fellow man got the better of me. Graduation was

being held outside on the football field, like it always has in good

weather, which lent me an opportunity to watch the events of the day

without having to deal with all the people.  I hate dealing with

people.  Years before I had ever been around, the school had boarded up

the sides and back of the football bleachers to keep those horny 50’s

kids from making out after school.  Don’t ask me why they made out under

the bleachers, or why the administration believed that boarding them up

would stop the fine youth of Laytonville from making out, or doing

anything else they wanted to for that matter.  Most of the people in the

world make no sense at best, or are complete wastes of oxygen at their

worst.  Try not to take it personally, but I would probably think you

were an asshole too, if I ever had the misfortune of meeting you.

That’s statistically speaking.  You might be swell.  Anyway, I had found

a loose board that I could slip past when I was a freshman because I

tend to look for those things.  Under the bleachers is not a place most

people would want to go.  Since it was boarded up it’s never once been

cleaned out.  It’s an anthropological study of the high school football

fan just to walk around under there.  My lawn chair sat on it just fine

though so I found a good view between some people’s feet, and sat down

to watch the farce that is high school graduation.  You’re wondering

about my parents.  They didn’t miss me, because they weren't there.

They care about these things about as much as I do.  I must not have

stayed awake very long, because I don’t remember much about the

ceremony.  Half a valedictorian speech, and lights out.

That night Joe and his friends got drunk and beat the crap out of me.

They cut off my testicles with a pair of scissors and left me to die.

I won’t tire you with the whole story.  I didn’t tell anyone.  Who

would I have told shit like that to.  They all left town, that same

morning I imagine. They didn’t go to college.  I don’t really care where

they went.  A few bags of adult diapers later I crawled out of my house

and got the job I have now.  Don’t pretend like you really care.

Everyone cares so much about the starving kids here or the rape victims

there, for five minutes.  Tears and promises and then the news is over

and its reruns of Cheers.  In case you do care, today I’m putting all

the pieces together.  Tonight, I’ll go have a drink and be done with the

whole thing.

It started last night.  Or early this morning.  Whatever, it was dark

outside.  I stepped outside for a break.  It must have been my four

o’clock, because the fog was just rolling in.  I heard this laughing and

talking around the corner and knew that it was Joe, no question.  He was

with somebody else, I didn’t recognize the voice and I didn’t really

care.  I heard him say good night, and watched him start down B street

into the dark residential neighborhoods to the west of Main Street.  I

followed.  With ten minutes left to my break, his neck carved easily

under my box blade, and I let his body fall into a gully.  I threw some

dead branches on him, wiped the blade clean on the grass, and returned

to work.  The boxes fell apart smoothly under my blade, and my hands

never faltered as they swung the pasta sauce onto the shelf, four at a

time, labels facing out.  I worked so fast this morning I had time to

help out on aisle 6; then the donuts, the coffee, the cards, the shovel,

the jars, and Joe.

10:00 am. I almost miss the turnoff I’m looking for, an ancient logging

road only marked by a rusted sign with the words “property of” still

painted on it.  It’s not the sort of sign you notice even when you’re

looking for it.  It’s a very rough road and Joe’s head keeps folding

further back and the mess keeps getting worse.  His body is twisted

forward and sideways now, turned all the way around so that his now open

eyes are looking up.  I’m breaking one of my own rules in doing this,

the one about not going to the same place twice to bury anything.  But I

like this place.  The earth is good and it digs easily.  There is one

jar buried here, holding the parts of myself I could find under the

bleachers.  Next to that spot I will start two new holes.  Later there

will be a third for his body, but that is tedious work.  I will enjoy

digging my small holes for now.  In one I will bury Joe’s testicles, as

it should be.  In the other I will bury the baseball cards unopened.

There could be a Tony Gwynn inside.  I hate to be disappointed.