Getting handed a beef kabob at my first chill and grill after making the group,

 being told that it was all I got and then being instructed to split it   with "the other new guy". 

And that one time when Andy Mosman looked into my eyes   and told me that I was a pretty man

John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Michael Buble, All American Rejects, Rascall   Flatts, Teddy Geiger

in sixth grade when we had to choose between taking choir, art or band,   I was too lazy to

 learn to play an instrument or draw well.