Official OC Archive Update

We really ought to feel ashamed of ourselves. These archives have been neglected for months now.

Q. When were they last updated?

A. We've long since forgotten.

Q. Will they ever be updated?

A. Uh, no.

Q. Does Nair really work on ass-crack hairs?

A. Go ask Prof. Julia Fox.

Q. Will you ever be able to kick back with a tall, cool glass of fudge and enjoy such OC classics as "Parking in the Red Zone" and "The Beast is Back"?

A. Uh, no.

So don't bug us. We have better things to do. Like drive around town in our Geo Metro lowriders with the bass kickin' and DMX filling the dusty voids in our shriveled hearts. Now go drink your fudge.

Sincerely,

The OC Online Management Group/Crew/Collective